Katy Perry: Boyfriend Killer?
September 7, 2008
No, not really. But Agent M and I went to Coney Island amusement park Astroland’s last day today, and our first ride was my favorite: the Break Dance. It’s kind of like combining the Scrambler with the Tilt-A-Whirl, and then speeding things up quite a bit, so that you’re mashed against the back of your lurching, spinning, jerking two-person car.
As we were exiting the ride, guess what song was playing? Katy Perry’s “I Kissed a Girl.” At the same time, it became quite clear that the ride’s G-forces do not agree with Agent M, and he became quite ill. But, in part, we both blame Katy Perry.
(I promised silliness in this blog. Here it is!)