Katy Perry: Boyfriend Killer?
September 7, 2008
No, not really. But Agent M and I went to Coney Island amusement park Astroland’s last day today, and our first ride was my favorite: the Break Dance. It’s kind of like combining the Scrambler with the Tilt-A-Whirl, and then speeding things up quite a bit, so that you’re mashed against the back of your lurching, spinning, jerking two-person car.
As we were exiting the ride, guess what song was playing? Katy Perry’s “I Kissed a Girl.” At the same time, it became quite clear that the ride’s G-forces do not agree with Agent M, and he became quite ill. But, in part, we both blame Katy Perry.
(I promised silliness in this blog. Here it is!)
Yikes! Well she may not be a boyfriend killer but definitely annoying enough to make one sick. Unfortunately, at the expense of Agent M’s insides.